Saturday, April 5, 2008

A Stinky Confession

Quick Potty Training Review...
So I thought we had this well under control.... until today....
Porter: "Mom! Mom!" (Running into the house to find me, excited and soooo proud!)
Mom: "What Porter?"
Porter: "I just went poop behind the garage!" (So proudly)
Mom: "What!?"(Caught totally off guard)
Porter: "I just went poop behind the garage like Lexie!" (Our dog)
Mom: "Why!?" (Still a little confused)
Porter: "Just like Lexie does" (Not understanding my lack of excitement)
Mom: "Did you wipe?"
Porter: "Oh yea!" (Appearing stunned and a bit frantic) Running off to the bathroom!
Note to self... and for all you other parents out there...
POTTY TRAINING 101
1. Remember to teach your children that the only appropriate place to "poop poo" is in the toilet
2. The importance of immediate wipege after "poop poo" is complete
Apparently we must have missed these concepts in our potty training sessions! OOPS!

10 comments:

Trisha said...

He's going to die when he is a teenager and reads this story, so funny!!

Maosi Fam said...

yup thas Porter for ya=-] he cracks me up! sorry Autumn...8 months prego and having to deal with your child pooping in random places(hahahahaha still laughing at the whole thing)

ashcraft8 said...

That is soooo funny. At least he told you and you didn't have to find out on your own.Hopefully it's only a one time thing. good luck.

zuniga family said...

That is so funny! At least he didn't wipe his butt along the grass like dogs do! Imagine going to wipe his butt and finding grass!!!!

biddles and scootch said...

Oh my gosh! That is so funny!! He looks cute though.....

the Hess' said...

thats so funny. He sure looks cute in that outfit.

Braden and Jodee said...

That is too funny!!

PS. Thanks for your comment :)

Hess Fam said...

2 crazy stories Autumn. I'm so glad you didn't go in to labor....for selfish reasons of course. I would have been out of town! Now you can go anytime!
I was waiting to read that Ryan told Porter that it was okay to poop behind the house! Love the house of boys!

Titel Family said...

I guess that's just what boys do. They always seem to do crazy things. I've already had that talk with Cody because he has already pulled that one about a year ago. At least Porter did it on the grass...Cody pooped on the side walk.

The Luther's said...

That made my day! I hear you will be having the baby at least by the 15th....I am so jealous!!!